Ice, Ice, Baby! Adapted from the hip hop master: Robert Van Winkle a.k.a. Vanilla Ice

Alright stop – all you cars – and listen.
Black ice is the Devil’s invention.

Ice storm – grabbed a hold of Dallas tightly.
Sleet and ice hit our ‘burb – all nightly.

Will this weather ever stop?
Yo- I don’t know.
Turn on your hazards….and go slow.

Cold’s so extreme – rock the parka – missin’ the flip flop sandal.
Light up the fire – tryin’ to get warm – huddled around a candle.

Cars going slow – if they go fast – then BOOM!
Safely driving – get off the crack and the ‘shrooms.

Dangerous driving – should be a felony.
Slow driving – ah yeh – that’s a sweet melody.

Love my hubby – man he’s great.
Driving slow in the storm – no matter if he’s late.

Ice is the problem – warm weather will solve it.
Check out the white beauty before the sun desolves it.

Ice, Ice Baby…
Yo -let’s get out of here.
Word to your mutha….
Ice, ice, Baby – too cold…too cold…

Just keeping it real!

Comments

  1. All I can say is WOW!

  2. I sang that whole song.

  3. Tooo much time on your hands.

  4. OH MY GOSH! I’m a closet rapper Czarina! Loved it. :) When I was in high school we actually had a lady that would sell us a cup of ice for $0.10 and we called her the “Ice Lady” and we made up a little rap too. Ice ice lady…dum dum dum dada dum dum…